Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the Judy Blue Scarlet Skinny Jeans! These bad boys are not your average denim, oh no. They come in a size 5/27, because we all know size matters. And let me tell you, these jeans are not just for show. They have a high waist and tummy control, so you can eat that extra slice of pizza without worrying about a food baby. Plus, they're garment dyed in a bold scarlet color, because who wants boring blue jeans? Not you, my friend. And let's not forget the skinny fit, because we all want our legs to look like toothpicks, am I right? Made with 93% cotton, 6% polyester, and 1% spandex, these jeans will hug your curves in all the right places. And with an MSRP of $74.95, you'll be looking fly without breaking the bank. So go ahead, treat yourself to these Judy Blue Scarlet Skinny Jeans and thank me later.